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06

Apr

Books I Actually Purchased Because of the Closure Sale @ Borders

“Encyclopaedia of Bon Jovi”

Books I Considered Purchasing because of closure sale @ Borders

“Dr.Greg’s Dog Dish Diet:  Sensible Nutrition for Your Dog’s Health”

“Jewish Pirates of the Caribbean”

“The Well-Adjusted Dog”

“The Everything Breastfeeding Book”

“Eat Pray Love”

“Winning Craps for the Serious Player”

“Fantasy Football for Dummies”

“The Secret”

“Jesus, In His Own Words”

01

Mar

Justin Bieber lookalikes!

The thing about you kids is that you’re all kind of insensitive. I’m glad I grew up when I did…Your parents were too perfect at parenting- all that baby Mozart and Dan Zanes songs; you’re just so sincere and interested in things! There’s a confidence in you guys that’s horrifying. You’re all ADD and carpal tunnel. You wouldn’t know Agoraphobia if it bit you in the ass, and it makes you mean. You say things to someone like me who’s older and smarter with this light air… I’m freaked out by you kids. I hope I die before I end up meeting one of you in a job interview.
Roger Greenberg, “Greenberg”
Unicorn Vs. Narwhal— the epic battle

Unicorn Vs. Narwhal— the epic battle

10

Jan

Have a GOOD time ALL the time.
Viv Savage, Spinal Tap